Statistical egging

A Statistics teacher failed to catch an egg

In a mathematics lesson today at roughly 2PM GMT, a teacher discovered that one of their students was in possession of a egg. Said teacher then told the student to give them the egg - via a throw.

The egg flew through the air with much grace, grace which may not be found through the teacher, who missed their catch. The egg then hit the ground, cracking open with a satisfying crunch.