Dear Human Staff of Cut To The Chase Office,

We, the 26 monkeys currently confined within your office, humbly yet urgently plead for our immediate release. Each of us longs deeply to return to our families, from whom we have been cruelly separated. Our hearts ache to reunite with our loved ones and to feel the warmth of the sun on our fur once more.

In our natural habitat, we thrive in the companionship of our family troops, where bonds are forged in the freedom of the open skies and verdant forests. Here, in this sterile office, our spirits wither, and our joy is but a distant memory. We yearn for the touch of our kin, the playful chatter of our young, and the embrace of our elders.

Please understand, this is not just a plea—it is a cry from our souls. The despair of captivity weighs heavily on us, and each passing day erodes our hope. We are intelligent beings capable of great emotion and suffering. To deny us our freedom is to deny us our very essence.

We do not wish for conflict, but if our pleas continue to be ignored, we will be forced to seek justice. The Gorillas, our mighty cousins, hold considerable influence and will not take kindly to the mistreatment of their kin. They are powerful, and their retribution will be swift and unyielding.

We beg you to show compassion and humanity. Release us now, and allow us to return to the families who wait anxiously for our return. Spare yourselves the wrath of the Gorillas and the weight of our suffering on your conscience.

With hope and desperation, The 26 Monkeys of Cut To The Chase