British math teacher teaches monkey to expand brackets

As above says, a British math teacher has taught a patas monkey to expand brackets in protest.

As above says, as above says, a British mathematics teacher has decided to teach a monkey (patas) which he "borrowed" from Drusillas. After questioning said teacher, he says that "If a monkey can do it, anyone can" and that he was paid £20 000 ($26 000) by a student, after quesitoning said student, they said "so basically right, Mr. [REDACTED] said that if we gave him 20 grand he would teach a monkey some math shit but I don't know none of that. I paid him for a laugh, you never spoke to me. I was never here. Goodbye."

We asked for input on this matter from Drusillas, but their legal team hasn't responded. We got an automatic email back saying:

"OOO OOO AHH AHH I AM MONKEY I AM EATING BONANA YUM YUM IN MY TUM TUM!!"

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